Category: tweets

Figured out, much to my chagrin, what could be worse than hipster magicians. Drunk hipster magicians. F my life.

is sick to the fricking teeth with never being listened to. NEVER.

My quiet smoking table has been invaded by a crew of hipster illusors. Smoking cannot kill me fast enough.

Petabytes on a budget: How to build cheap cloud storage http://ff.im/-7EMj1

There are few things better than sharing books with your child. G showed off her library books, then we read another chap from Enders Game.

Liked “RSS find: A Look Behind The Curtain At Facebook’s Optimization Efforts: Facebook is big. Really big. So…..” http://ff.im/-7xz13

A five minute IQ test for kids that correlates 0.99 with traditional IQ tests. http://ff.im/-7xyw0

is not looking forward to the drive down 360 today

Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Wa http://ff.im/-7spVt

It’s a little warm in Texas. http://ff.im/-7rPeV

“This is definitely not one of the Zoo’s own signs, it is clearly a prank and a very good one too. It looks… http://ff.im/-7p9Rk

just had this conversational snippet:

G: You are being pedantic-er.
Me: That’s MORE pedantic, sweetie.

Clive Thompson on the New Literacy http://ff.im/-7iNnd

Bill O’Reilly: A Far-left website known as “4chan” is providing child pornography to internet pedophiles http://ff.im/-7h1zq

Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama’s Placenta http://ff.im/-7h0F4