which makes the phrase “Third Wheel” seem positively trivial.
Suresh sure is funny…
Not only is he a spam-fighter extraordinaire, but when traveling, he found A service that you can’t refuse.
Finally, it’s not completely absurd
to ask,
Who’s been listening to my razor?
Breaking?
So, the pope has been dead for about 12 hours, and CNN is still calling it breaking news?
I blame it all on post-nine-eleven hysteria.
Remember naked bongo guy?
I can’t remember his name (unless specifically reminded), but The Smoking Gun has archived the address at which he was arrested for, well, playing bongos naked.
Keep Austin Wierd!
Why science is the best thing yet to explain things
Happy geek day!
Dodged two bullets…
We went to the local comedy club. It wasn’t great, but:
- Next week? Christian comedy.
- Last week? Pauly Shore.
Odd realization about Robert Blake
Isn’t is odd that the last time we saw Robert Blake in a film it was Lost Highway?
Isn’t it odd that Lynch now admits he got it from the OJ trial?
The more things change, the more they change.
Oh, wait. The more things stay the same, the more they stay the same.
Hey, why is the contrapositive of those two statements a cliche?
Anybody? Anybody? Bueller?
Conflicting reports
Stars have a weight limit
vs.
Fat Actress (which is actually pretty fscking funny, despite the fact the KA is deeply into scientology. Or has she wized up and left it? Who cares?)
Odd combinations…
Let’s take “Ring around the rosie” to it’s modern logical conclusion!
Here is a short list of subjects for children’s songs I want to hear:
- Blue Velvet
- 9-11 (Crash in! Crash in! We all fall down!)
- Glengary Glen Ross
- Fargo
Hey, so long as it’s morbid and/or depressing it should all be good!
I can’t decide if I love it or hate it…
…when I pee so much that my pants are looser.
Got Grace a new bike
Her birthday bike was too big; her legs just aren’t long enough to follow through the bottom of the stroke, so she ended up braking to a stop each cycle. Not very enabling.
So, we got her an el-cheapo smaller bike (she chose Dora the Explorer). All day long there have been people coming and going, and each time I warned her about a car she immediately got out of the street and/or driveway. Since she was so good about that, I told her that we would get her a bike she could fit on tomorrow.
Daddy Cy, however, suggested that we get one tonight — a stroke of parenting genius! She got the immediate reward, which I’m sure she’ll remember, plus we got to kill several birds with one stone by getting shipping supplies at the same time.
Funniest moment: She saw a Scooby flashlight, and told us
“I’ve been looking for one of these!”
Like either of us has the power to resist that kind of cuteness. C’mon.
Oh, was Identity a bad film.
What is Ray Liotta, the kiss of death to good plots everywhere?
One would think that John Cusack would know better — but then again I thought the same thing about Morgan Freeman showing up in Dreamcatcher. Why, oh why would anyone do either of those films after Se7en and The Shawshank Redemption or The Grifters and Being John Malkovich?
Then again, I’m sure either one could buy and sell me ten times over.