So, we’re going to my company picnic, and there was the big motorcycle rally in Austin this weekend…
And, of course, there’s a fatality. On I-35 southbound. On our way to the picnic.
And, of course, all 3 lanes of the highway come to a (more or less) complete stop. Even the access road…
Two hours it took us to get through the town of Kyle, TX.
I’ve never spent so much time in Kyle
My response? (rated PG-13)
I’ve never dated anyone named Kyle, either