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I’m so lame. Every night I spe…

I’m so lame. Every night I spend with my daughter raises my hopes for humanity, despite the dopes running for office.

Heh. Romneypresent, defined. http://t.co/5RpgY8Sw

End of an era, minitel (precursor to the internet) just shut down in France. http://t.co/5eQVDkcG

Down to 81 degrees this morning? Better put on a sweater…

If I had a nickel for every way in which I am sore, I wouldn’t be able to move.

Ahhh! And yes, G has done the slide many times already… http://t.co/MsRWC3fe

How am I to do any editing with such cute and playful kittens about?

G’s last (half) day of 4th grade, with water balloons & super soaker. Would say “no super soakers when I was…” but didn’t go full fogey.

My life would be so much better if I had full control of Grover Norquist’s shock collar.

(Yes, because of the kidney stones.)

G is hilarious. If you don’t get to hang out with her often, you are really missing out.

For some unknown reason, a nice afternoon at the pool has suddenly turned into a cross between Children of the Corn and Lord of the Flies.

“But it’s for a part!” — father of the year teaching our daughter “The Aristocrats” joke. http://t.co/lddGOQiU

Swim team time trials + member guest + prime rib = busy night @ rpcc… http://t.co/Ta8LzUT4