Here is someone else who loves parenting for the exact same reasons I do. http://t.co/OtySNKI
I Hope It Doesn’t Get Rusty …
I Hope It Doesn’t Get Rusty http://j.mp/rt6joh
Dear Fork http://j.mp/q2ejUE
Dear Fork http://j.mp/q2ejUE
The only unicycle I will ever …
The only unicycle I will ever learn to ride: http://t.co/Gj85rqX
Bwahahahaha! http://t.co/3juXn…
Bwahahahaha! http://t.co/3juXnou
I am Jack’s seething lawn orna…
I am Jack’s seething lawn ornamentation? http://t.co/iTQeszR
G’s first beta fish lasted ALM…
G’s first beta fish lasted ALMOST 5 hours.
Oh, snore monster, it’s a good…
Oh, snore monster, it’s a good thing I love you!
Because nobody here is used to…
Because nobody here is used to eating dinner, we need a “rehersal dinner”… http://t.co/gUEcodb
YAY! http://t.co/4nG0Gu4
YAY! http://t.co/4nG0Gu4
Hopefully, the corrolary begin…
Hopefully, the corrolary begins with “By killing only .5% of the driving population…” http://t.co/1u8usII
G made me this awesome paintin…
G made me this awesome painting. Seriously, check it out. http://t.co/NqFjO3D
So, after the luau party comes…
So, after the luau party comes the most important question:
Me: Do we do swim team next year?
G: Yes!
How nice. The magic hour is gr…
How nice. The magic hour is greener today. http://t.co/SvBCzHe
It’s time to haul some ass. ht…
It’s time to haul some ass. http://t.co/CoQXpu6