TSA has caught exactly as many terrorists as unicorns. Oooo! Oooo! I’ve got an indicator! http://t.co/ZONYLdf #iChooseNotToFlyAgain
Jon Kyl was the one to send in…
Jon Kyl was the one to send in the winning neologism for “santorum” to Savage Love. #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement
This one made me do a spit-tak…
This one made me do a spit-take all over my keyboard… http://t.co/qGjxM47
I’m OK. You’re OK, in small do…
I’m OK. You’re OK, in small doses.
Ah, I’m good at what I do. Las…
Ah, I’m good at what I do. Last weekend, 1 year of useless data gone, this weekend, 9 months. Recurring pain factor from now on? 0.
You know why we can’t have rep…
You know why we can’t have representatives that behave like grownups? Because grownups won’t deal with these a**holes. http://t.co/hTxeGA3
Hey, do we have to have the CM…
Hey, do we have to have the CM7 release late Sunday night? OK, let everyone test it all week, fine.
mmmmm… fresh pita with olive…
mmmmm… fresh pita with olive hummus. I like what my life does!
The behind the scenes of deadl…
The behind the scenes of deadliest catch is almost more interesting than the show… once you don’t care about the soap opera aspects of it!
Hey, Charlie – who’s got Tiger…
Hey, Charlie – who’s got Tiger blood now?
OK, so of those of you who hav…
OK, so of those of you who have known me for 8+ years, who would have suspected me of weekly golf blogging? <crickets…>
18 @ onion creek w/Cy. Watch m…
18 @ onion creek w/Cy. Watch masters, play Sr. Pro greens. Long game getting better, plenty of 1-putts!
Melt anything on earth with 2 …
Melt anything on earth with 2 m^2 of sunlight: http://t.co/WSDWDts
That’s so gay… http://t.co/F…
That’s so gay… http://t.co/Fpfi3pC
I think I know how this ends. …
I think I know how this ends. http://t.co/MTkp8ZH