G and Ryan just rocked “In Half” for the talent show! Youtube link soon…
No touch sensor, my ass. Hey -…
No touch sensor, my ass. Hey – would my ass set off the sensor? Better not find out… http://t.co/tkKzf5s
ROTFLMAO! http://t.co/Y10ngjh
ROTFLMAO! http://t.co/Y10ngjh
Gah! EVERY time I get out, the…
Gah! EVERY time I get out, they drag me back in! Grrrrr. http://t.co/dYVnMYq
PC Load Letter? http://t.co/NT…
PC Load Letter? http://t.co/NTEsSHo
88degrees f, yet another par, …
88degrees f, yet another par, winter sucks! http://t.co/FvpBZIj
Twas a great vacation, but it’…
Twas a great vacation, but it’s nice to be back home. http://t.co/gncEPCt
Meet Bacon Ice. Oink, oink, ba…
Meet Bacon Ice. Oink, oink, baby… http://t.co/agj7cQl
A day well spent: 20 pita (alr…
A day well spent: 20 pita (already mostly gone with hummus), loaf of bread, and a trip to the beach. Ahh! (Ignoring the 5am customer call.)
Perhaps “Whack” is the technic…
Perhaps “Whack” is the technical term for “magic smoke”? http://t.co/Yo95n0o
Read it somewhere else before:…
Read it somewhere else before: FB makes me hate people I know, twitter makes me love strangers. So true…
Heh. Hipster traps in NYC. Can…
Heh. Hipster traps in NYC. Can we get some at SxSW, please? http://t.co/oMvIEBE
Aggression is on the rise: htt…
Aggression is on the rise: http://t.co/nWxpiWZ
Oh, Austin! Only SxSW could ev…
Oh, Austin! Only SxSW could ever make me long for plain old Austin hipsters!
Why you can’t surf a tsunami: …
Why you can’t surf a tsunami: http://t.co/3OLTdEp