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I am the love child of Glen Olberman and Keith Beck
All the pundits I see induce nausea
With hate filled conspiracies implaussia
Who likes this damn dreck?
I’m in over my neck.
I hope never to learn me the cause’o’ya.
Just you try to deny me the inheritance of Dorothy Parker…
A limmerick’s form’s built up with ease
And it’s message is certain to please
Audience under thirty?
Or is it quite dirty?
Or is the last line just a tease?
And it’s message is certain to please
Audience under thirty?
Or is it quite dirty?
Or is the last line just a tease?
The FAA Bill Could Make TSA Bo…
The FAA Bill Could Make TSA Body Scan Distribution Illegal [Body Scans] http://j.mp/gVYMkJ
Avoid 35 and Ben White this we…
Avoid 35 and Ben White this weekend… http://t.co/JeuojCe
David Lynch, (Non-)Musician: T…
David Lynch, (Non-)Musician: The L.A. Weekly Interview http://t.co/AwIZkub
I still say having eveyone wea…
I still say having eveyone wear yellow pants screws everything up for those of us without working contacts.
Awesome superbowl party at rpc…
Awesome superbowl party at rpcc! http://t.co/Pcgye6E
Sold-out performance of “The M…
Sold-out performance of “The Music Man” coming up!
We just totally got G with the…
We just totally got G with the henway.
G comes downstairs, asking “Ca…
G comes downstairs, asking “Can I have a blog?” Me: “You already have one!” she is setting it up, and I’m walking on air!
This only works if the salt wa…
This only works if the salt water on the slides is ice cold… http://t.co/uJv7ilw
How to Build a Car Mount for Y…
How to Build a Car Mount for Your Cellphone from Office Supplies [MacGyver Tip] http://j.mp/igrJjD
‘Ender’s Game’ Script Be…
‘Ender’s Game’ Script Being Shopped Around By ‘Star Trek’ Writers http://j.mp/fEUAdC
The wind chill is 7 degrees – …
The wind chill is 7 degrees – the coldest I have ever felt in Austin. And that’s not NEARLY as wrong as http://t.co/sxB5XOo