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To get a sense of how warped m…

To get a sense of how warped my sense of humor can get, think “Lucy in the ground with diamonds.”

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Knowing me, this isn’t what you think. Or maybe it is, depending upon how well you know me… <http://tinyurl.com/yaoso27>

Celebrating 24 years together by sending Cy off to work the new magic shop. Who says romance is dead?

Why does GE think I’m in the market for an aircraft engine?

It is now officially fall. How the hell did we get from 96 degrees yesterday to 64 degrees today? It’s like my weight when I turned 30…

How to know you’ve spent enough time in Manhattan: 3 sirens go by and you don’t even look up. Me hearties.

celebrating the one and only high holy day of pastafarianism by reflecting on the 8 Id-Really-Rather-You-Didnts from Mosey&FSM, ye scurvies!

Is ready to take G to school. Crap.

Best. School. Drop-off. Ever. Me: “You’re the super-greatest!” G: (pause to consider) You are, too! Smiles all around!

reminds everyone that the best holiday of the entire year is coming up this Satarrrrrrrday: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

If your 8 lb baby was… http://ff.im/-87vHh