Overheard:
- Overheard in New York | But Thanks Anyway for Paying to Have the Teeth in My Vagina Straightened
- Overheard in the Office | … In a Cardboard Box Labeled “Sports Equipment”
- Overheard in New York | Right after the Tooth Fairy Picks Your Mouth Clean
- Overheard in New York | Half of All Wednesday One-Liners End in Divorce
And the rest: