We went to the local comedy club. It wasn’t great, but:
- Next week? Christian comedy.
- Last week? Pauly Shore.
grep my life
We went to the local comedy club. It wasn’t great, but:
AIM’s New Terms Of Service are going to be the best thing to happen to jabber, ever!
Also, check into using gaim.
Isn’t is odd that the last time we saw Robert Blake in a film it was Lost Highway?
Isn’t it odd that Lynch now admits he got it from the OJ trial?
The more things change, the more they change.
Oh, wait. The more things stay the same, the more they stay the same.
Hey, why is the contrapositive of those two statements a cliche?
Anybody? Anybody? Bueller?
In the wordpress theme I prefer (link here to original), I hacked in lots of purple.
Then I wanted to change the right column width. Eww — it was using background images of a fixed size to color the left and right columns!
Pulled out those background images, and replaced them with color strings ala #666 and #ccc.
Then, the columns on the left and right didn’t go all the way down, and were never balanced with each other nor the center column.
Finally, I found some javascript (which can be loaded in a separate file) — Balanced Columns and from there, this page.
The really good news is that it locks up IE. Yay! OK, disable that for ie, and add a “get firefox” link to the links.
Stars have a weight limit
vs.
Fat Actress (which is actually pretty fscking funny, despite the fact the KA is deeply into scientology. Or has she wized up and left it? Who cares?)
I finally got my hands on the first season DVD of Made in Canada (which ran as “The Industry” here in the US on PBS and Bravo).
Some of my favorite quotes:
Victor: The movie will still be finished, it will just be shorter and…on television.
Jeremy: Network television?
Victor: Oh, yes, I think so!
Jeremy: American network?
Victor: (Somberly)Too soon to say
.Jeremy: (with disgust) What, Canadian?
Victor: (Even more somberly) I don’t want to make any promises.
Richard: Hey! You! Lay off the Chez Whiz — that’s for the talent!
Victor: Variety is all the same.
Alan: I’m a humanitarian, understand, a humanitarian, and I want people to know it; so work it in or I will make it my personal mission to watch you starve to death!
In order to feel like I accomplished something, I’ve upgraded both Showboat Cove and they.com to wordpress.
Things are looking up!
Here is a short list of subjects for children’s songs I want to hear:
Hey, so long as it’s morbid and/or depressing it should all be good!
…when I pee so much that my pants are looser.
Her birthday bike was too big; her legs just aren’t long enough to follow through the bottom of the stroke, so she ended up braking to a stop each cycle. Not very enabling.
So, we got her an el-cheapo smaller bike (she chose Dora the Explorer). All day long there have been people coming and going, and each time I warned her about a car she immediately got out of the street and/or driveway. Since she was so good about that, I told her that we would get her a bike she could fit on tomorrow.
Daddy Cy, however, suggested that we get one tonight — a stroke of parenting genius! She got the immediate reward, which I’m sure she’ll remember, plus we got to kill several birds with one stone by getting shipping supplies at the same time.
Funniest moment: She saw a Scooby flashlight, and told us
“I’ve been looking for one of these!”
Like either of us has the power to resist that kind of cuteness. C’mon.
If ever you’re looking for the time-setting eqivalent of whiplash, I doubt you could do much better than shifting from watching Of Mice and Men to reading Pattern Recognition.
It also raised an interesting (for me) rhetorical question:
What is the shortest time period over the last 100 years which saw the most personal change in the U.S.?
I’m leaning towards thinking 1935-1946, largely for the personal wealth and relative safety that was, er, fashionable at the time.
What is Ray Liotta, the kiss of death to good plots everywhere?
One would think that John Cusack would know better — but then again I thought the same thing about Morgan Freeman showing up in Dreamcatcher. Why, oh why would anyone do either of those films after Se7en and The Shawshank Redemption or The Grifters and Being John Malkovich?
Then again, I’m sure either one could buy and sell me ten times over.
Not too much here:
For quite some time I’ve been dinking around trying to get SASL to work on my colo box. It took
The most helpful part was the bit to add
PARAMS="-m /var/spool/postfix/var/run/saslauthd"
although I added it to /etc/default/saslauthd rather than edit /etc/init.d/saslauthd (better for future debian upgrades).
Another point to make is that sasltestwhatever of testsaslwhatever doesn’t work so configured unless you also either