AIM’s New Terms Of Service are going to be the best thing to happen to jabber, ever!
Also, check into using gaim.
Odd realization about Robert Blake
Isn’t is odd that the last time we saw Robert Blake in a film it was Lost Highway?
Isn’t it odd that Lynch now admits he got it from the OJ trial?
The more things change, the more they change.
Oh, wait. The more things stay the same, the more they stay the same.
Hey, why is the contrapositive of those two statements a cliche?
Anybody? Anybody? Bueller?
Using javascript to balance the 3-column css
In the wordpress theme I prefer (link here to original), I hacked in lots of purple.
Then I wanted to change the right column width. Eww — it was using background images of a fixed size to color the left and right columns!
Pulled out those background images, and replaced them with color strings ala #666 and #ccc.
Then, the columns on the left and right didn’t go all the way down, and were never balanced with each other nor the center column.
Finally, I found some javascript (which can be loaded in a separate file) — Balanced Columns and from there, this page.
The really good news is that it locks up IE. Yay! OK, disable that for ie, and add a “get firefox” link to the links.
Conflicting reports
Stars have a weight limit
vs.
Fat Actress (which is actually pretty fscking funny, despite the fact the KA is deeply into scientology. Or has she wized up and left it? Who cares?)
Good TV is rare
I finally got my hands on the first season DVD of Made in Canada (which ran as “The Industry” here in the US on PBS and Bravo).
Some of my favorite quotes:
- (after the movie Vigilante Vengence is cancelled because Jemery Black has had his knee broken)
Victor: The movie will still be finished, it will just be shorter and…on television.
Jeremy: Network television?
Victor: Oh, yes, I think so!
Jeremy: American network?
Victor: (Somberly)Too soon to say
.Jeremy: (with disgust) What, Canadian?
Victor: (Even more somberly) I don’t want to make any promises. -
Richard: Hey! You! Lay off the Chez Whiz — that’s for the talent!
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Victor: Variety is all the same.
- Alan is getting a lifetime achievement award at the Gemini Awards Show
Alan: I’m a humanitarian, understand, a humanitarian, and I want people to know it; so work it in or I will make it my personal mission to watch you starve to death!
Upgrades
In order to feel like I accomplished something, I’ve upgraded both Showboat Cove and they.com to wordpress.
Things are looking up!
Odd combinations…
Let’s take “Ring around the rosie” to it’s modern logical conclusion!
Here is a short list of subjects for children’s songs I want to hear:
- Blue Velvet
- 9-11 (Crash in! Crash in! We all fall down!)
- Glengary Glen Ross
- Fargo
Hey, so long as it’s morbid and/or depressing it should all be good!
I can’t decide if I love it or hate it…
…when I pee so much that my pants are looser.
Got Grace a new bike
Her birthday bike was too big; her legs just aren’t long enough to follow through the bottom of the stroke, so she ended up braking to a stop each cycle. Not very enabling.
So, we got her an el-cheapo smaller bike (she chose Dora the Explorer). All day long there have been people coming and going, and each time I warned her about a car she immediately got out of the street and/or driveway. Since she was so good about that, I told her that we would get her a bike she could fit on tomorrow.
Daddy Cy, however, suggested that we get one tonight — a stroke of parenting genius! She got the immediate reward, which I’m sure she’ll remember, plus we got to kill several birds with one stone by getting shipping supplies at the same time.
Funniest moment: She saw a Scooby flashlight, and told us
“I’ve been looking for one of these!”
Like either of us has the power to resist that kind of cuteness. C’mon.
When time doesn’t match up
If ever you’re looking for the time-setting eqivalent of whiplash, I doubt you could do much better than shifting from watching Of Mice and Men to reading Pattern Recognition.
It also raised an interesting (for me) rhetorical question:
What is the shortest time period over the last 100 years which saw the most personal change in the U.S.?
I’m leaning towards thinking 1935-1946, largely for the personal wealth and relative safety that was, er, fashionable at the time.
Oh, was Identity a bad film.
What is Ray Liotta, the kiss of death to good plots everywhere?
One would think that John Cusack would know better — but then again I thought the same thing about Morgan Freeman showing up in Dreamcatcher. Why, oh why would anyone do either of those films after Se7en and The Shawshank Redemption or The Grifters and Being John Malkovich?
Then again, I’m sure either one could buy and sell me ten times over.
Some throwaway work while reading documentation…
Not too much here:
- Got the west-wing bluetooth working for my palm pilot, includes updating routing at home.
- Moved my palm links to https://j.snyder.name/palm
- Using PHP, I can now make sure only I can access the X10 remote-control of lamps. Now, I can do it from my palm pilot anywhere in the house! Without using up GPRS data limits!
- Yeah, I don’t really care, either.
- But now I can add SASL and PHP to my resume. Hell, that PHP knowledge might even mean something now.
- Am I the only one who stopped using PHP when they had 16 security problems in a week? Looks like they’ve had time to mature, at least in internet time.
- It seems that whenever a programming language gets object-oriented, the security drops for about 3 years, then it gets really tight for another 3. Remember the problems with java at first?
- Remember java?
- Hell, remember logo?
- Hell, I still believe, deep down in my cockles (don’t ask) that the reason every programming language ends statements with a semicolon is because of PASCAL (remember “Turbo Pascal”? “Turbo Prolog”? Remember Borland?), not because of C.
SASL (and therefore port 587) is now running on the colo box (you all know it as dselwyn)
For quite some time I’ve been dinking around trying to get SASL to work on my colo box. It took
- Reading lots of people bitch about the lack of it on nanog
- Realizing that the latest account I created (but hasn’t gone live yet) will need it for outbound mail from behind a rr.com port-25 block
- Finally finding the IDEAlog.us – Helpful guide to setting up Linux Debian Postfix Courier SquirrelMail Mail Server
The most helpful part was the bit to add
PARAMS="-m /var/spool/postfix/var/run/saslauthd"
although I added it to /etc/default/saslauthd rather than edit /etc/init.d/saslauthd (better for future debian upgrades).
Another point to make is that sasltestwhatever of testsaslwhatever doesn’t work so configured unless you also either
Link each file in /var/spool/postfix/var/run/saslauthd to an identical name in /var/run/saslauthdor- Link /var/run/saslauthd directly to /var/spool/postfix/var/run/saslauthd (better answer, works through reboots)
I was spammed by a psychic today.
Didn’t she know that I would report it to spamcop?