What happens when you cross jwz with my daughters obsession for scooby?
Let’s take “Ring around the rosie” to it’s modern logical conclusion!
Here is a short list of subjects for children’s songs I want to hear:
- Blue Velvet
- 9-11 (Crash in! Crash in! We all fall down!)
- Glengary Glen Ross
- Fargo
Hey, so long as it’s morbid and/or depressing it should all be good!
I can’t decide if I love it or hate it…
…when I pee so much that my pants are looser.
Got Grace a new bike
Her birthday bike was too big; her legs just aren’t long enough to follow through the bottom of the stroke, so she ended up braking to a stop each cycle. Not very enabling.
So, we got her an el-cheapo smaller bike (she chose Dora the Explorer). All day long there have been people coming and going, and each time I warned her about a car she immediately got out of the street and/or driveway. Since she was so good about that, I told her that we would get her a bike she could fit on tomorrow.
Daddy Cy, however, suggested that we get one tonight — a stroke of parenting genius! She got the immediate reward, which I’m sure she’ll remember, plus we got to kill several birds with one stone by getting shipping supplies at the same time.
Funniest moment: She saw a Scooby flashlight, and told us
“I’ve been looking for one of these!”
Like either of us has the power to resist that kind of cuteness. C’mon.
When time doesn’t match up
If ever you’re looking for the time-setting eqivalent of whiplash, I doubt you could do much better than shifting from watching Of Mice and Men to reading Pattern Recognition.
It also raised an interesting (for me) rhetorical question:
What is the shortest time period over the last 100 years which saw the most personal change in the U.S.?
I’m leaning towards thinking 1935-1946, largely for the personal wealth and relative safety that was, er, fashionable at the time.
Oh, was Identity a bad film.
What is Ray Liotta, the kiss of death to good plots everywhere?
One would think that John Cusack would know better — but then again I thought the same thing about Morgan Freeman showing up in Dreamcatcher. Why, oh why would anyone do either of those films after Se7en and The Shawshank Redemption or The Grifters and Being John Malkovich?
Then again, I’m sure either one could buy and sell me ten times over.
Some throwaway work while reading documentation…
Not too much here:
- Got the west-wing bluetooth working for my palm pilot, includes updating routing at home.
- Moved my palm links to https://j.snyder.name/palm
- Using PHP, I can now make sure only I can access the X10 remote-control of lamps. Now, I can do it from my palm pilot anywhere in the house! Without using up GPRS data limits!
- Yeah, I don’t really care, either.
- But now I can add SASL and PHP to my resume. Hell, that PHP knowledge might even mean something now.
- Am I the only one who stopped using PHP when they had 16 security problems in a week? Looks like they’ve had time to mature, at least in internet time.
- It seems that whenever a programming language gets object-oriented, the security drops for about 3 years, then it gets really tight for another 3. Remember the problems with java at first?
- Remember java?
- Hell, remember logo?
- Hell, I still believe, deep down in my cockles (don’t ask) that the reason every programming language ends statements with a semicolon is because of PASCAL (remember “Turbo Pascal”? “Turbo Prolog”? Remember Borland?), not because of C.
SASL (and therefore port 587) is now running on the colo box (you all know it as dselwyn)
For quite some time I’ve been dinking around trying to get SASL to work on my colo box. It took
- Reading lots of people bitch about the lack of it on nanog
- Realizing that the latest account I created (but hasn’t gone live yet) will need it for outbound mail from behind a rr.com port-25 block
- Finally finding the IDEAlog.us – Helpful guide to setting up Linux Debian Postfix Courier SquirrelMail Mail Server
The most helpful part was the bit to add
PARAMS="-m /var/spool/postfix/var/run/saslauthd"
although I added it to /etc/default/saslauthd rather than edit /etc/init.d/saslauthd (better for future debian upgrades).
Another point to make is that sasltestwhatever of testsaslwhatever doesn’t work so configured unless you also either
Link each file in /var/spool/postfix/var/run/saslauthd to an identical name in /var/run/saslauthdor- Link /var/run/saslauthd directly to /var/spool/postfix/var/run/saslauthd (better answer, works through reboots)
I was spammed by a psychic today.
Didn’t she know that I would report it to spamcop?
J’s Bread recipe (bread machine required)
Ingredient options are listed in order of preference:
For each loaf:
- 1 cup 1% buttermilk, or regular milk (have extra ready)
- 1/2 stick butter, sliced
- 3 tablespoons honey or sugar
- 3 cups unsifted flour (any combination of whole wheat and white works with at least 1 cup white flour)
- 3/4 tsp salt
- 1 tablespoon yeast (quick-rise works best)
- pam with flour
You will also need at least one small batter bowl (or something equivalent), and one more bread pan than the number of loaves you plan to make (the extra one is used as a shaping pan).
- Combine milk, butter and honey, heat in microwave 30 seconds. Let sit in microwave for a few moments, then nuke it another 30 seconds. The small batter bowl from pampered chef is fantastic for this. Put into bread machine.
- Add half the flour, the salt, the rest of the flour, and the yeast.
- Start bread machine on the dough setting, wait for initial ingredient combination. It should be lumpy from too much flour.
- SLOWLY drizzle more milk, 1 teaspoon at a time, until the dough both has a smooth gluten coating AND sticks to and pulls away from the side of the bread machine. Wait at least one minute between the last two teaspoons of milk. Don’t wait if the dough is banging around the inside way above the mixing beater.
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On my machine, the initial (intermittent) stirring takes two minutes of the 20-minute kneading process. I try to be done drizzling in milk by the time 8 minutes are left before the first rise.
- Spray all bread pans with pam with flour
Single loaf instructions
- Check on the first rise after 30 minutes. It may need to be punched down by hand (usually if the weather is warm) to prevent overflow!
- When the machine’s punch-down is complete, immediately transfer the dough to bread pan, and punch it flat to the shape of the pan.
- Put the other pan over the top, and flip them both over so that the shaped loaf is now smooth top and bottom.
- Run a knife down the length of the dough, through to the bottom.
- Pre-heat oven to 350°F to 375° F
- Let the dough rise until the highest point just passes the top of the bread pan.
- Bake for 35-50 minutes, at least until browned and tapping on the bread makes a hollow sound.
- Immediately remove loaf from pan and put on a cooling rack, unless you want a soggy crust.
- Let cool at least 30 minutes before slicing.
Multiple loaf differences
- When the 20-minute mixing finishes, let the dough rise in a pampered chef classic batter bowl. Spray the bowl with pam with flour to make your life easier.
- While measuring the wet ingredients, measure out several copies into more small batter bowls. Do the same for the dry ingredients.
- You can re-use the same shaping pan — it rarely needs to be re-sprayed with pam.
You want a real treat? Take two slices immediately after slicing the still-warm loaf; toast them until just barely crisp on the outside. Butter and salt. Try not to do that for two more slices.
Why Jeff Gannon matters
Sanctimonious bullsh*t for the Hotline
When you’re using sex to obtain money it’s no longer a private life.
Has anyone else asked if Jeff Gannon paid taxes on the income from his escort services?
Sue’s chololate chip cookie recipe
The nice thing about this one is that the chips stay soft even when the cookies cool!
Sue thinks this one came from a jello recipe, but doesn’t recall for certain…
1/4 CUP SUGAR
2 sticks of butter
3/4 cup brown sugar, packed
small package instant vanilla pudding
1 tsp vanilla
beat the above until light and fluffy
add 2 eggs beat until well mixed
add 1 tsp baking soda and 2 1/4 cups flour; add flour one cup at a time, beat just until mixed
add 12 oz chocolate chips stir just until mixed
drop on a cookie sheet
bake at 375 degrees for 10-12 minutes
A good response to random whistling
Best said accusatorily:
You’re not flying higher than an eagle, are you?
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
CNN.com – Pope: Gay marriage is ‘evil’ – Feb 23, 2005, and also that abortion is like the holocaust.
So, this is the same position held by the leader of the catholic church who, during WWII, sat idly by and let the Nazi’s exterminate Jews, political prisoners, and gays? Yes? Yes.
The password is “irrelevant”.
WordPress 1.5 has been released
Upgraded to wordpress 1.5. It was a no-brainer (or, as I originally typed it, a no-vrainer, because everyone knows how much I’m trying to get all traces of vrainage out of the house, now that Grace is here).
WordPress 1.5 now directly supports themes. I’m rather fond of Cup-o-Joe (as you can probably tell), but I want to have the sidebar headers generated in text, but I can’t figure out how to download fonts in Firefox.