Category: tweets

Newsflash to John McCain:The “center” IS the majority of Amiericans.That IS by definition. It is axiomatic. Look it up. Right is off-center

As always, xkcd provides the best solution. I’m hoping that our HOA will allow this to happen! xkcd.com/1156/

So, the LAPD found Dorner’s charred body. Is it too soon for me to say “Well done?” usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/…

Actually, if we’re going for #badDwarfNames the winner might be “Droogy”

Phrases from my life:

And the worst dwarf of all? Dumpy.

I see news of this blizzard and feel nothing except gratitude to my parents for moving to Texas.OK, a smattering of sympathy for those there

After a year and a half, I realize that both kittens share a super-power. Either one can turn ANYTHING into a toy. Even their water bowl.

I can only hope to ever write a line as good as one in the opening of “House of Cards”: “She’s as tough as a $2 steak.” Wow.

Busy day. G’s ears pierced. New Sly Cooper out. Finish with rosemary rye loaf, and english muffins for tomorrow morning.

Confession: I am lip-syncing this post. And now you’re reading it and moving your lips, too…

Okey-dokey. Now I feel like rooting for the Pats. Or the LPGA… huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/02/mat…

You’re going to forget you read this in a few moments… huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/02/etc…

Just when you thought Lanza was the nadir… ctpost.com/local/article/…

Since Lance has fallen out of favor, my cyclist friends can now ditch the yellow for grey! podiumcycling.com/cycling-jersey…

Impromptu sleepover girls are going to wake up to fresh english muffins. My expanding bread repertoire makes the kitchen smell awesome!