Category: tweets

This is the most uplifing thing I have read in a long, long time. It is worth your time to read, please. azcentral.com/news/azliving/…

My Dr. thought I had low-T, but blood tests revealed that instead I have Hi-C. The only known treatment is Kool-aid. Oh, yeah!

OK, so there’s another die hard movie, opening on 14 Feb. After the pain of the third movie, why not call this one “Die Heart?”

The good news is that reading this gave me a “rage against the dying of the light” moment… motherboard.vice.com/blog/what-150-…

I finally found success with English Muffins. Now, I need to try creating my own starter from rye flour… sherylcanter.com/wordpress/2010…

And I thought *I* was exhausted after I took out the trash in this cold weather…

The phrase “It needs to die.” near the botton of this article earns my “ill-chosen quote of the decade” award. usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/…

I remember the most humiliating nickname I ever conceived for anyone, ever. It barely even applied. Can you beat it?

I imagine that congress will longingly recall the days of 9% approval ratings…

Please, nobody explain to me why I seem to have skipped “turning into my parents” and jumped directly to “turning into my grandparents.”

Thanks to Aunt Shana, G just made duct tape pants. Thankfully, they will never fit my fat…rump. Still took too long for my…taste?