Category: tweets

Sigh. Everyone’s making Mayan jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

It’s 70 right now. Highs tomorrow in the 50’s. C’mon Texas, keep that cold away! Do it for me, please…

I hope that in 1000 years, I will be known as “he who created camouflage from only shades of marine rescue orange.” Or 4 funny stuff I say.

How does G know we’re old? We were part of the 1900’s… #ouch

Brilliant! How to wrap a gift that needs to stay charged! i.imgur.com/8wuU6.jpg

Oh, this is just DELIGHTFUL. nytimes.com/aponline/2012/…

The G-rated cut of “Office Space” is almost incomprehensible.

You know, if you’re going to kill strangers AND take your own life, you can SKIP THE FIRST STEP.

I am going to try on about 49 more pair of sunglasses, so that I can introduce you to “50 Shades of J”

Bwahahaha! washingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost…

The sleepover is officially over. No bloodshed, and very little sleep, as predicted.

While the slumber party carries on quietly upstairs, we celebrate the season by quietly watching “The Ref” downstairs.