Category: tweets

If I had my druthers, every druther would have an attachment point for a locater beacon or GPS. Then I would always have my druthers.

A charming story of marriage and death <http://bash.org/?432550>

Happy palindrome day, if you happen to loke ddmmyyyy.

Is now, post-Flaming-Idiots, kinda ready for 6 hours of downtime. Disk upgrade, here I come…

was shocked, I say shocked to find a certain young ladies’ unmentionables while re-arranging the sock drawer. It’s still too soon!

IS NOT YELLING. JUST WANTED TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE.

“If you’re going through hell, keep going.” — W.C. Fields

And we wonder whats wrong with our youth today… http://ff.im/-eWCkc

says “Don’t ask. Really, don’t ask.”

So, how low are those prices? <http://www.flickr.com/photos/oliver_ellmann/3906976517>

loves 78 degrees — except that it seems to melt the brains of central Texas drivers. I’m looking at you, Cedar Park…

Had the top down while driving to UPS to pick up a hard drive.

I shall never live more than a mile further from the equator than I do now.

8 years in, and G patrol is still the highlight of my life. I love being a daddy!

Would you have spotted this, or would you have given the thieves your ATM card info & PIN without suspecting a thing? http://ff.im/-esTa5

Got a par on 12 today. Nobody is more surprised than I.