Category: tweets

catarang (n) 1. A cat who, when physically moved to the foot of the bed, immediately resumes the previous annoying position.

has a new to-do list:
1) take names
2) kick a

is officially at zero-G for the weekend.

If you want to keep your checked valuables from being stolen while you fly, just keep a gun in your suitcase. http://ff.im/-emQ5M

Anybody want this? (aside from Jay?) <http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/clt/1551463643.html>

is trying to imagine a life so consumed with vitriol and hate that I could end up shilling hate as love like Robertson. Nope. Can’t do it.

Using Fibonacci Numbers to Convert from Miles to Kilometers and Vice Versa http://ff.im/-egV0E

If you get an email with the subject “Susan Boyle naked” do not open it. It’s not a virus — it has pics of Susan Boyle naked. #fb

is really, really ready for spring.

theydotcom on After 20 years, what is your favorite Simpsons moment or episode? http://ff.im/-e7Mpk

10? Really? Small consolation that Wheaton MN is at -26. What am I supposed to do, wear a goose-down jacket to bed?

Bismark got up to 20 below (F) today… #fb

This only works if your doctor never gets to meet you… http://ff.im/-dZR3H

I just keep repeating to myself: Bismark is at 31 below. Bismark is at 31 below. #fb

will be amused if Colt does indeed return for the second half… #fb