I just went through the house turning off unused lights.
Go ahead – ask me if money grows on trees!

grep my life
Everything
I just went through the house turning off unused lights.
Go ahead – ask me if money grows on trees!
G was leaving and made a “dad joke” at me. I retorted with a “G joke.” She flipped her hair as she left w/:This is why we get along #DadWin
Wand re-orchestration is complete. The conductor score PDF is designed to be printed on legal-sized paper, but auto-resizes as needed. It was going to legal paper, but the tray was marked as letter. Or, as I now call it, barely legal.
You can’t fix stupid, but you can bill for it.
Obviously, the context is IT consulting, not politics. But now that I think about it… How much did Cruz make, and how much did it cost America?
Remember when @fakedansavage helped create the santorum neologism? We need to do the same thing for the word “Cruz” now…
Dexter last Sunday (good riddance), The IT Crowd last Friday (well done!), and tonight, Breaking Bad (hopeful, so far, so good!)
Here we go!
while not technically a pain in the ass, it’s at least a pain in your hand.
Hey how did I end up with the aerosol version? Oh, well.
So, Cy and I spent dinner tonight talking. After 28 years together, that’s still my favorite part of us being together. Usually we’re laughing and joking, but I even appreciate those times when we argue. Let’s face it, he usually comes around to my side sooner or later! (Or maybe it’s the other way ’round, but who’s counting!)
I love that when we chose to become parents, we both dedicated ourselves to her. I love how she reflects both of us, and I love how she stands up to us. I love how her sense of humor reflects both of ours, yet stands independently alone as her own.
Cy, I love how working so closely with you these past two years feels like a fresh start, without forgetting the past. I love how you encourage me to new challenges. I love that twinkle in your eye that first caught my eye, and I love that I know I will see it tomorrow, and again and again for the next 29+ years. I love that we’ve grown up together, and I love that I believe that we’ll grow old together.
Happy anniversary!
But the revenge will be worth it.
Totally.
A bad thing to say to someone who just finished radiation treatment for cancer:
Well done!
And the worse, “full nadir” thing to say?
We knew you had it in you!
She was obviously channeling Henry Ford. We could have any meal we liked, so long as it was a fried egg.
Daddy Cy had the SUV. I had the convertible. We both had a fried egg.
I think we’re both done with Ford for a long, long time.
(Ooooo, subtext!)
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