… a pox on the house of the first person to point out that next year we will have a teenager.
A PDF printing neologism
Wand re-orchestration is complete. The conductor score PDF is designed to be printed on legal-sized paper, but auto-resizes as needed. It was going to legal paper, but the tray was marked as letter. Or, as I now call it, barely legal.
Just heard the most delightful line:
You can’t fix stupid, but you can bill for it.
Obviously, the context is IT consulting, not politics. But now that I think about it… How much did Cruz make, and how much did it cost America?
It is now safe…
Trying to open the package of liquid bandage with a cut on your finger…
while not technically a pain in the ass, it’s at least a pain in your hand.
Hey how did I end up with the aerosol version? Oh, well.
Another life lesson learned today:
A bad thing to say to someone who just finished radiation treatment for cancer:
Well done!
And the worse, “full nadir” thing to say?
We knew you had it in you!
So, the key question is this:
Is “Dexter” being put out of my misery? Or am I being put out of “Dexter’s” misery?
There is a reason why for the past (n) weeks I’ve watched Dexter before “Breaking Bad”.
That reason? So that I would NOT waste energy screaming at the TV about how awful Dexter had become.
The ONLY saving grace in my life is eleven years old. Scott Buck, as a viewer of the show for 7 seasons, I deserve to watch some pain, some contrition. Instead, all I’ve seen has been safe, stable continuation of unbelievable premises. For shame!
At least Water White is going to stand up for what he is, and what he’s done. He’s a horrible human, but he is going to fight for his right to be human….
Not some lame caricature that resurrects himself with no connection to his past. Shame on you, Scott Buck. Had you cut that last lumberjack-off minute, you would have had a decent show. Shame on you.
And, yes. I expect the phrase “lumber-jackoff” to stick, and to apply to you for the rest of your career. You’re welcome.
It’s an axiomatic epiphany…
… But I know too many friends who are currently suffering. Sure, suffering is the human condition, but there should be reasonable limits, right?
Also, “Axiomatic Epiphany” would be a great name for a band.
Mime disease…
Bookmarks 20130701
Clearing out the “Other” bookmark folder…
- WunderMap® | Interactive Weather Map and Radar | Weather Underground
- Marcel Neergaard: Taking a Stand Against Anti-Gay Bullying (VIDEO)
- After Your Job Is Gone | TechCrunch
- The 13 Lessons You Need to Learn in Your 20’s to Discover YourselfKnowledge For Men
- Tornado History Project: 19730603.39.14
- Tornado History Project: 19970527.48.97
- Tornado History Project: 19970527.48.96
- Neil Armstrong’s ‘small step for man’ might be a misquote, study says – CNN.com
- 22 Maps That Show The Deepest Linguistic Conflicts In America – Business Insider
- selenium-server-2.33.0.zip – selenium – All variants of the Selenium Server: stand-alone, jar with dependencies and sources. – Browser automation framework – Google Project Hosting
- Nearsoft/PHP-SeleniumClient · GitHub
- Dangerous Intersection – keyetv.com Austin News, Weather, Traffic KEYE-TV Austin – Top Stories
- Nathan Schneider: Macs No More: After Edward Snowden, Time to Come to the Penguin
- Active Fire Incident Page
- www.PetHarbor.com pet:ASTN.A653809
- Are Blade Servers still the nightmare they used to be 5-7 years ago? : sysadmin
- 9 reasons sys admins hate you | ITworld
- Free Internet Chess Server (FICS)
- Tiny CubeSat Satellites Spur Revolution In Space | Singularity Hub
- A Taste of Salt: Like Puppet, Except It Doesn’t Suck
- 21 Books Every Gay Man Needs To Read Right Now | Thought Catalog
- Scientific American: Bring Science Home
- DELL PERC5/i Integrated – Emergency Cheat Sheet
Wow, I’ve been too busy to surf much this past month…
News is gossip for intellectuals?
Fine. I’m going to pause working for a while to keep up with gossip. Between last night’s Texas senate and the SCOTUS rulings today, I’m captivated in politics again.
Specifically, how can anyone put their entire life into this?
Catchup blogging 201305
It’s been a while, but here’s the core dump of things I bookmarked over the past several months. There’s bound to be something in here to grab somebody’s interest; I just don’t have time to comment on everything all the time.
- Alien Chestburster Plush – Take My Paycheck | The coolest gadgets, electronics, geeky stuff, and more! Shut up and take my money!
- Simply scale with Nginx, Memcached, PHP-FPM and APC | explosive web programming w/ j_blotus
- restaurant recipes | copycat recipes
- The More Republicans Know About Politics, the More They Believe Conspiracy Theories | Mother Jones
- Deloitte | P@$$1234: the end of strong password-only security | TMT | Technology, Media & Telecommunications | Industries
- How to get Carl’s sourdough starter
- Reuben Sandwich Recipe | Simply Recipes
- MySQL: How to change or convert MyISAM to InnoDB or vice versa?
- Naan Recipe – Allrecipes.com
- zend-dev/ZendOptimizerPlus · GitHub
- yEd – Graph Editor
- BOXEN
- resultsreturned/to · GitHub
- Touch Mathematics | Trigonometry
- 10 Obscure Punctuation Marks That Should Really Get More Play – Flavorwire
- Companies are desperately seeking Linux talent, report says | Root Access
- Moviehouse & Eatery – Austin Movie Theater – Home page
- Galera Cluster for MySQL | Codership
- Vulnerability in recent Linux kernels offers root rights – The H Open: News and Features
- [PATCH 1/2] sock_diag: Fix out-of-bounds access to sock_diag_handlers[
- MySQL :: MySQL 5.0 Reference Manual :: 14.2.2 InnoDB Startup Options and System Variables
- [Open discussion] Cool Trick Thursday. What are your favourite little command line tools and tricks. : commandline
- A sampling of coreutils, 20-40 : commandline
- Puppet Portage module version 2.0 | Straight from tha bloK
- Grande Oaks Golf Club
- From The Cutting Room Floor « The Dish
- Hunan Riverplace Restaurant – Chinese & Korean Cuisine – We Deliver! (512) 241-0330
- How to sync your bashrc between servers
- Types Of Bread
- MySQL Memory Allocation
- How to Download a Hypercom T7 Series Device (T7, T77, T7 Plus)
- merchantservicellc.com/Download/files/Support/TerminalDownloads/Omaha/t7series.pdf
- memcache internals | A day in the life of…
- SecureLinx Spider KVM over IP Switches: Non-Blocked BIOS-Level Control of Servers over an IP Network
- www.nanog.org/meetings/nanog57/presentations/Monday/mon.tutorial.Steenbergen.Optical.39.pdf
- Classic tech on film | www.statesman.com
- Transitioning from Google Reader to feedly | Building Feedly
- JamezQ/ubuntu-speech-recognition · GitHub
- IMSLP/Petrucci Music Library: Free Public Domain Sheet Music
- www.itslenny.com
- xkcd Password Generator
- I built a new user script that generates a random password, and just got an email from my boss with a complaint from a user : sysadmin
- Linux Commands Heard Out Of Context | TOBlender.com
- Dinner Rolls
- Dead database walking: MySQL’s creator on why the future belongs to MariaDB – MariaDB, open source, mysql, Oracle – Computerworld
- Jimmy Carr: Being Funny [Full Show] – YouTube
- fogproject.org
- Texas Drought Monitoring Tools
- Golf Jokes: The Golfer and The Caddie
- Solution Science: Colorful Candy Chromatography: Scientific American
- Merge or Encrypt / Decrypt PDF files using pdftk | Linux Blog
- Web-Based JavaScript Spreadsheet Software – dhtmlxSpreadsheet
- Controlling Raspberry Pi via text message | Steves Computer Vision Blog
- Unicode In Five Minutes ?
- Car hits and kills woman in her 30s | KXAN.com
- Bitcoin Is A Disruptive Technology – Forbes
- Open Recursive Project
- punge: totally gay old-fashioned
- Evan Travers : Workflow in Tmux
- Two weeks later, that XKCD comic is still telling an ongoing story | Books | Great Job, Internet! | The A.V. Club
- Free Paper Airplane Designs-Printable Templates
- KLAIG: Make your dotfiles follow you automatically when you ssh to a server
- NoHomophobes.com
- DB_DataObject
- RackTables
- IT Security in a Nutshell – The Fishbowl
- The man in the hat at Boston Marathon finish line: Carlos Arredondo didn’t set out to be hero – U.S. News
- Cowboy Hat-Wearing Hero of Boston Bombings Is Famed Peace Activist
- WordPress brute forcing question. : sysadmin
- People – YouTube
- 40 Inspiring Workspaces Of The Famously Creative
- MA Rt. 9 Window Cam on USTREAM: A live look outside my window. Other 24/7
- A Wet Towel In Space Is Not Like A Wet Towel On Earth : Krulwich Wonders… : NPR
- 20 Point List For Preventing Cross-Site Scripting In PHP | Pádraic Brady
- nojhan/liquidprompt · GitHub
- ioerror/duraconf · GitHub
- Sacramento couple fights to get their baby boy back from authorities | news10.net
- English Pronunciation | The Poke:
- The Exotic Resort Zoo – Johnson City, TX – Central Texas Hill Country – Bed & Breakfast – Animal Zoo
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